Redefining our relationship with technology
We here at Hu-Bris industries offer the very latest in AI technology and products.
Whether it’s a wardrobe that reads your colours and gives you advice on what you shouldn’t wear (not what you should wear - we really need to make that clear as a lot of queries are coming in about this), or a fridge that has emotions which vary depending on how full it is, you have come to the right place.
But we weren’t always the world’s most fashionable and (in)famous technology firm. No, we had humble beginnings just like every other white middle class company...
OUR ORIGIN STORY
Our CEO and chief decision maker ‘Hugh’ (no surname necessary) started this company from nothing. But, after a huge wad of cash and promises of investment from other famous technological brands (that we are no longer allowed to credit for various ongoing legal reasons), and Tesla, Hugh saw something that no-one else did.
He saw a problem that no-one was looking to solve, or even knew about. It’s even been argued there wasn’t a problem to begin with.
But there was, and Hugh saw it. A situation so great, many haven’t wrapped their head around it or accepted its existence. And that situation, that problem... was humans.
Redefining the Human Experience
No-one wants to admit it, but Human Beings are the biggest problem on this earth.
There, we said it.
We constantly need help to deliver our most basic needs. We are careless in what we do. People bring about shame and destruction on the planet without even thinking about it.
People like you.
Hugh saw this and saw what it might mean for Mother Earth, and set about changing that. By making our lives easier and more regulated.
All of our products so far have helped to ease humanity's burden, but Hugh's latest masterpiece 'EUGENE' is the final solution to this problem.
Come to the EUGENE product launch to watch the future happening right before your eyes.
Hugh In The Media
Love him or merely respect him, the world's media can't get enough of our dynamic leader...
Hugh is profiled in the world's #1 tech mag
Hugh's social housing plan is examined
Is all publicity good publicity?
Hugh's placed in NOW's list of sexy geeks
Sainsbury's find out what fuels a genius
The Guardian examines Hugh's brief pop career
Coverage of Hugh's foray into Musical Theatre